it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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