You made me cry and you don't even care
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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