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I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
