Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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