the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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