he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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