There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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