wat bout pragnant strippers??
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
