that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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