So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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