operation have a gay friend backfired
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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