Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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