Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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