you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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