you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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