You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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