I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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