It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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