Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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