The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You made out with two different species that night
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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