Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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