no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
FUCK WHALES
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