the new term for farting is butt boxing.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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