road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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