i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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