so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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