You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
50% drunk capacity currently
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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