Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You did what with his pubic hair?
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