my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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