She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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