You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"