He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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