just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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