i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm getting married
To pizza
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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