My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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