I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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