You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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