her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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