what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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