Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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