if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize