No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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