Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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