I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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