: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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