Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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