Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
If I die, sorry about rent.
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