people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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