i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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