It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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