my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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