In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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