One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
And then he peed in my hair
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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