New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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