Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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