The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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