I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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