Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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