It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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