Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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