Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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